wat da fucc

i surpassed ultimatum in postcount

whoaaaaaaa i should calm down

What is that you say?

rofl, you post whore

o. wut, I tied you, gtfo ma house bitch.

I still ownz you both and can delete your gaiz post count =O

EDIT: LOLZ 69!!!

Sorry, now I tied Ultimatum again.

My postcount is much lower than your guy's, therefore, I have a right to make this post in this thread about postcount.

You're an idiot

Thanks, that's what I thought about you too <3

You're an idiot

Now Now people, lets not argue about post counts and idiots as I happen to have the lowest post count here, and im not sure about the idiot part xD

You don't have near the lowest post count hehe

2 is near the lowest... by 2 actually =P

can I haz graphics?

Offtopic FTL

A thread about postcount.
If this were FFR, it'd have lock written all over it.

FFR =/= UI

UI lacks Guido, devonin, and stretchy.

Let's keep the lacking of guido+stretch =)

I don't have much of a problem with dev.

Dev locked an epic thread about Rubix/Tass


even if he was doing his job.


so no.

Dev sucks.

it had this if you didn't know. i don't have the first half

Chapter 2: that's going in WHERE?!?!?

"Ahh, much better. Nothing like a nice piss, eh Tass? Well, nothing like a ****ing quadruple-
A, you piece of ****. Now we're going to get down and dirty." Rubix said to the now completely silent Tass. Tasselfoot, his face now covered in his own tears and vomit mixed with Rubix' urine and feces, really had no words that he felt needed to be said. He felt that maybe if he went with the flow, he would get out of this alive, his anal virginity accompanying him.

"Ah, yes, I almost forgot about you" Rubix said in reference to his rubix cube, still covered in various human excretions. "Gosh, Tass, I'm just not sure how I'm gonna get you to enjoy all this with me. Hey, I have an idea!" Rubix then turned Tasselfoot on his stomach, his fresh, human waste-free backside exposed for all of Rubix' enjoyment. "No....Rubix, NO! Please, please, I beg you. Anything but that. I'll do anything you want, ANYTHING!" Tasselfoot pleaded, but it would do him no good. Rubix would begin to spread Tasselfoots anal cavity as wide as possible, loosening it up with various objects over a good portion of the day. Starting with a pen, moving up to a dry-erase marker, then ultimately being able to fit his entire fist inside, MrRubix felt it was finally time to solve his cube.

First taking a choice strategic few glances at his cube - to give him an idea of the algorithms that would be required to solve it - he would then plunge it deep inside of Tasselfoots ass. Tasselfoot cried out in pain, begging and pleading in a manner that Rubix or no other man could find verbally legible. Rubix needed not look at the cube in order to solve it, he just stood with his eyes closed, his face transfixed with pleasure oblivious to the world around him. Tasselfoot felt no such pleasure. He could feel every rotation, every sharp edge of the cube rubbing against the walls of his anus. It was so deep inside, he could practically feel it in his pelvis.

After about a minute or so, Rubix would pull the cube out. "Damn, only one more turn and I would have solved it!" Rubix muttered, feeling his first sense of defeat in quite awhile. "Hey, Tass, I'll make a deal with you. If you can make this last turn on the cube, I'll let you go. No questions asked. You can take your things and walk right out my front door. But only if you can manage to solve the cube." Rubix said. Tasselfoot, no longer in touch with the world around him due to the negative high from all the pain, simply nodded in agreement.

Rubix, with no feeling of guilt or loathing, plunged the rubix cube back in to Tasselfoots buttocks. Tasselfoot, yet again crying in pain, finally passed out.


He awoke the next day, sore but clean, in the Motel 6 next to the Philidelphia airport, free of all bonds and, more importantly, MrRubix. On the coffee table next to his bed sat a bag embroidered with Stepmania arrows. Inside, Tasselfoot would only find plane tickets and a miniature rubix cube with a note attached to it.

"Hope we can do it again some time, sweetheart!

Mr. Rubix"

Tasselfoot, giggling like a teenage girl, muttered to himself, "You and I both, Rubix. You and I both."

~fin~

Flash Flash Revolution: Hentai Edition

Now available on DVD.

How much?

Featuring Real Midday, Miku, and Other Midday watching the two.

Oh wow.

I bid $150.